- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

My Nan, that is all.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

I have Alzheimer. What?

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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