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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Butt poop.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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