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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Women's rights.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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