- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

i have an apple. now suck my dick

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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