What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Justin Beiber

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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i lost the game

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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