nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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stinky boner

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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