2 Penises

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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this is not a joke. jks

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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