Mormons having fun.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

bryden is a faggot

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Hi

There's a god, just kidding.

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