Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Justin Bieber

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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