why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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My pet rock died.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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