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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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