Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

willie revilame

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

american government

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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