- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

elen degeneres is straight....

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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