- Anti Joke

So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.