- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

elen degeneres is straight....

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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