- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats a dick a dick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Barack Obama

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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