How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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its all aodhan

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Agent 47.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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