- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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