Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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vaginas

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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