- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Jesus was a good guy

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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