- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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