how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Michael Castillo is gay

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

LOL May Wong

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Spinabifita

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

knock knock Labrinth come in

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