- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Mitt Romney penis

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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