Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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