Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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