Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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David Silberberg is gay

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I drive a 'rarri

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A dyslexic blind man

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Hello Braydon

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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