What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Abortion

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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