There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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this is not an anti joke

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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