What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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bees knees

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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