- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What's 1+1? 69.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Health food.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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