Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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