What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What black and has children A black man

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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You idiot.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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