a man is running away

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Health food.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

gay people

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Not a joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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