what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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WEED!

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What are we then hypocrites?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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