What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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