- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Today is May 18 2016.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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