- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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