- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

VAGINA.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Breast cancer.

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