- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Cleveland winning something

raisin boogers

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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