A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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knock knock get lost!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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This is not a joke or is it

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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