- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

roses are red. violets are violet...

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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