Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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