- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

lewis ya baggy fuck

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Reading books

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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