- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

A women in the kitchen.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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