Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Your social life.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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