- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

a horse nibbled a baby

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

heyy emit chase wazzup

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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