- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Your mom.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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