we all know sammi has a penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Knock Knock Come in.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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