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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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