Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Anti Joke

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