There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Are you Drew?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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