- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Justin Bieber's mother.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Where do you live? In a house

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