What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Do your parents know you're gay?

Bob dole

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Patriarchy.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

all these jokes suck ass

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Womans profesional lacrosse

Yeah right loser!

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Knock knock Who's there Police

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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