2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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