- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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