- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Your Mom.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Women's rights

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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