- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

the WNBA

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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