Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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