Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

When life throws you lemons, duck.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

your mum

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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