- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

What did Delaware? A coat.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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