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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

George Bush.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

why am I writing this...im bored

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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