A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

A man sat on a chair

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

U mad?

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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